Are you suffering daily from not having friends, or being very funny, or being so funny that you don’t have friends? Do you lack a creative outlet to work with people who, like you, like to write lots of wacky joke things? Do you find yourself desperate to find yourself somewhere on the humor spectrum, perhaps closer high-brow intellectual humor than drawing penises on bathroom stall walls?

Ask your doctor if the Hedge Trimmer staff is right for you.

or just apply here.